- By my estimation, the answer is 63. The question is how many d**ks does your mom eat every night? Oh wait my bad the question is how many charting singles has Swizz Beats produced? Love him or hate him, he’s one of the most successful producers in history.
- Pitbull is having sex with your girlfriend right now. Like right NOW. Don’t look over. Why is this happening to your simpin’ ass? Because Pitbull isn’t scared to have some fun. You on the other hand are so concerned with trying to perfect your best lean against the wall and scowl look that you don’t even notice everyone else thinks your wannabe thug ass is corny as hell.
- Rumor has it Timbo used to get half a million for a beat. Meanwhile you casio keyboard muthaf**kas couldn’t get someone to pay you half a stick of gum and a herpes infested thong for one of your beats. There was a good reason for it, Timbaland knew how to match an artist with a distinct but unique sound that brought out the best in them. Aaliyah, Justin Timberlake, Missy, even Magoo aka discount Q-tip.
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